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Honorable mentions: Roomba — The robot vacuum cleaner. It rolls around picking up your dirt without being told. LGATOYDA — 2. All that spare change it finds is being mailed to SKYNET.
BEAR — It stands for Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot. Nice idea. A robot that can carry an injured soldier off the field. LGATOYDA — 3. They are the ones who will start taking you away.
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